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Cripes all massey

An exclamation for something that is extremely painful or a terrible situation.
Aaron: cripes all massey that hurt when i got ball tapped!
by Slawcat February 6, 2018
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all tweet no meat

adj. Describes a person on twitter who is often insincere, often either by outright lying to or misleading other people on twitter...
They can do especially this by expressing more bravado via tweet than they actually have.

{Analysis of Word}
It stems from the phrase "all talk no walk", except that meat refers largely to something of substance in general, as well as, (more specifically) the dick...
Funnily enough, because "A man's substance is largely his dick" (NA), a greater solidity of meaning is given to this double-entendre, (meat).
I thought Tyler was an "all tweet no meat" kind'a guy, but he actually wasn't being as deceitful as I thought he was...
unless he's so deceiving that he tricked me into believing this very thing.
by Not ARealGuy April 16, 2014
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all tongue and no taste

all tongue and no taste is when someone either rich or has a lot of stuff but still buys ugly or naff stuff. similar to “money can’t buy taste”

i said it the other day when i couldn’t think of the phrase but i think it works
person 1: omg did you see jessica’s new designer bag?
person 2: it’s so fugly, who’d even pay that much for that shit?
person 1: fr, all tongue and no taste. if i were rich i’d buy decent stuff at least
by LX ‘84 October 17, 2022
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you all right?

The question british people will always ask, and u will always think that u have to respond but no! It's just their beautiful way of greeting.

Dont answer to that.
- Hey mate, you all right?
- You all righ?
by ajldfknawerhfsodéigkna November 18, 2018
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the all queer alarm

Slang. Noun. It’s how gays know that it’s safe to come out after a natural disaster. Instead of the all clear alarm.
Hayyy! Is the coast clear? No tornado? Idk I haven’t heard the all queer alarm. The what?! Wym? It’s how gays know that it’s safe to come out after a natural disaster. Instead of the all clear alarm.
by B-rizzle June 24, 2019
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luqman knows all

when an intelligent, advanced boy says that he knows all
usually said when he shows off
luqman knows all

when an intelligent, advanced boy says that he knows all

ME: whats 9+10
luqman: to the power of the equidistant vector and the algebraic impression on an x and y graph, we can simplify it to 19.
ME: LUQMAN KNOWS ALL!!!
by vimtolover99 August 16, 2020
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