A common name prank-callers use when asking a bartender to see if their friend is around...
Bartender: Sounds like Anyone seen Michael Torres? Who knows my clitoris?
Bartender: Sounds like Anyone seen Michael Torres? Who knows my clitoris?
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Get the Michael Jackson mug.Guy 1: Ugh. Those damn freshman try too hard to be funny. I mean, sometimes you need to stop. When no one laughs, that means IT'S NOT FUNNY!
Guy 2: What about that other guy in the class?
Guy 1: Oh you mean the only senior in that class?
Guy 2: Yeah, he is funny. But the Michael Amount.
Guy 1: That guy is funny, but you can tell he doesn't try too hard.
Guy 2: What about that other guy in the class?
Guy 1: Oh you mean the only senior in that class?
Guy 2: Yeah, he is funny. But the Michael Amount.
Guy 1: That guy is funny, but you can tell he doesn't try too hard.
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Get the michael hughes mug.The thiccest, cutest person alive. It has been scientifically proven that Michael Becker is indeed the cutest. So don't fight anyone on it.
Did you see Michael Becker he was looking like a whole shnack today
I want Michael Becker to have my children.
I want Michael Becker to have my children.
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ˈlī(ə)r/
noun
a person who tells lies.
synonyms: deceiver, fibber, perjurer, false witness, fabricator, equivocator;
shad·y
ˈSHādē/Submit
adjective
situated in or full of shade.
"shady woods"
synonyms: shaded, shadowy, dim, dark; More
giving shade from sunlight.
"they sprawled under a shady carob tree"
informal
of doubtful honesty or legality.
"he was involved in his grandmother's shady deals"
synonyms: suspicious, suspect, questionable, dubious, doubtful, disreputable, untrustworthy, dishonest, devious, dishonorable, underhanded, unscrupulous, irregular, unethical;
piece of shit
adjective
poor quality; displeasing.
I can't believe you're still driving that piece of shit car!
Citation from "Sacrifice", Wilfred (US TV), Season 1 Episode 12 (2011) blacked out to resolve Google's penalty against this site.
See more words with the same meaning: bad, poor, sucks, common, generally displeasing
ˈlī(ə)r/
noun
a person who tells lies.
synonyms: deceiver, fibber, perjurer, false witness, fabricator, equivocator;
shad·y
ˈSHādē/Submit
adjective
situated in or full of shade.
"shady woods"
synonyms: shaded, shadowy, dim, dark; More
giving shade from sunlight.
"they sprawled under a shady carob tree"
informal
of doubtful honesty or legality.
"he was involved in his grandmother's shady deals"
synonyms: suspicious, suspect, questionable, dubious, doubtful, disreputable, untrustworthy, dishonest, devious, dishonorable, underhanded, unscrupulous, irregular, unethical;
piece of shit
adjective
poor quality; displeasing.
I can't believe you're still driving that piece of shit car!
Citation from "Sacrifice", Wilfred (US TV), Season 1 Episode 12 (2011) blacked out to resolve Google's penalty against this site.
See more words with the same meaning: bad, poor, sucks, common, generally displeasing
Michael Watts is a shady, lying, piece of shit with no regards to other peons feelings.
Do not trust him because you will soon regret it.
Do not trust him because you will soon regret it.
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