Nut Clap

Noun

1. A painfully ignorant person

"This Nut Clap walked up to Chevy HD2500 and said they didn't know they made trucks in High Definition."

by Exodus VI January 25, 2016

poked in the nuts

A man or boy poked in his with a rifle or anything that is sharp or hurts when you hit somebody with it

Hey mom! guess what i saw in a movie today?

Mom:What did you see?

Richie:I Saw this man who got poked in the nuts By a rifle and after he fell beside the wall the man who poked him shot the other dude in the eye!

by latino14 June 2, 2009

Chudder Nutted

The redneck slang for "You're fucked dip shit".

Person 1: Did you see Cleatus get his ass kicked by that 12 pointer?

Person 2: Yeah man he's fucking Chudder Nutted.

by MusicByPANDEMIC August 17, 2018

Flippin Nuts

Being crazy and having fun at the same time. Originated from a group of friends in RuneScape, they called themselves 'Flippin Nuts'.

Hey! Lets do a Flippin Nuts and kill the black dragon without any anti-dragon shields!

by Rawr 3005 January 27, 2010

Ooze nut

The type of nutting were the cum oozes out.

Bro i ooze nut.

by Ur mummy hella gey November 8, 2018

Nut puddle

A big load of semen.

I banged the shit out of Dave’s mom and left a big nut puddle on her chin!

by PeteyPaplo October 27, 2018

Wonder Nut

Blowing a load of jizz so copious and thick that you (and your partner if engaged in coital acts) are in complete wonder and amazement as to how that amount of cum could possibly have been blown from your nuts.

She was giving me sloppy top like never before. She had my toes curled when all the sudden I dropped a wonder nut. With Dick in mouth, her cheeks puffed, her eyes watered and she tried to swallow but it just kept pumping. She was gagging like a baby eating carrots and it was running down her chin.

by Dick Onchin November 18, 2020