Built Like A Dwight

Either u see a god or somebody being weird

This man is Built Like A Dwight

by Itookthisname January 11, 2022

Ears like a mongoose

Someone with good or supersonic hearing.

Matt, you have ears like a mongoose!

by Heam July 2, 2016

I like that CRAP

Whenever you like something or like something that someone does, you say I like that crap

Taylor: "Can we get nuggets?"
Mikey: " Yes."
Taylor: "I like that crap!"

by chickennuggsssss June 16, 2020

Hung like a thumbtack

A male who has an exceedingly small penis

Ryan: "Hey Lindsey, did you boink John last night?"
Lindsey: "I'm not sure. He's hung like a thumbtack."

by ICSHialeah August 2, 2009

hung like a skunk

to be incredibly hung over after a long ass night.

i went way too fuckin hard last night, im hung like a skunk

by anonymous January 29, 2022

Birthday Like Spree

The liking of every post on one's wall on one's birthday, often seeming incapable of actually thanking the people who wrote.

Alex: Dude, Kramer liked every post on his wall. WTF

Ross: Yeah, man, he went on a birthday like spree

by Jorby September 8, 2011

dead like Goose

When a heroic or otherwise impressive aviator is ghosted by his fellow aviators.

Due to unknown reasons, it is apparent that Matt is dead like Goose to Captain Nielson and First Officer Whicker.

by Nocturnal Mammal - Man May 9, 2019