a toothbrush wit 2 blades at the end usually founded in jail. When somebody gets slashed across the face and when the doctor tries to stitch up one of the cuts the other opens up wider.
by Arsenio November 13, 2005
Get the new yorker mug.1) Any news that fails to coddle an infantile president's ego.
2) A mainstream news article that fails to validate one's political opinion.
3) Obscure webpages with false or extremely exaggerated stories that generate ad revenue using clickbait.
2) A mainstream news article that fails to validate one's political opinion.
3) Obscure webpages with false or extremely exaggerated stories that generate ad revenue using clickbait.
1) "Don't believe the main stream (fake news) media.The White House is running VERY WELL. I inherited a MESS and am in the process of fixing it."
2) Fucking libtard snowflakes love FAKE NEWS like BBC. I only trust Breitbart and rightwingnews.ru.
3) Uncle Clevis loves to share fake news conspiracy theories on Facebook.
2) Fucking libtard snowflakes love FAKE NEWS like BBC. I only trust Breitbart and rightwingnews.ru.
3) Uncle Clevis loves to share fake news conspiracy theories on Facebook.
by itsjustmikey August 29, 2017
Get the FAKE NEWS mug.Possibly the worst state to live in; the people are all idiots, the taxes are too damn high, it smells like hell, there are so many laws; New Jersey has more laws then every other state, everyone sucks at driving, everything is insanely expensive, you are either rich or poor; there is no in between, everything is insanely overly competitive, and there are so many fucking people! New Jersey isn't that big and the amount of people here is way to high. Honestly, I can't think of one positive thing to say about it; food is mediocre, there is a shit ton of traffic, the seasons suck; summer is too hot, winter is too cold. I have lived here my whole life and I would give anything to get out. NEVER MOVE TO NEW JERSEY. Everyone hates Newjersians.
Newjersian- "Yo what state do you live in?"
Random Person- "Not New Jersey, that place is a shithole!"
Newjersian- "Yeah, it is, why the fuck do people want to live here?"
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Random Person- "Not New Jersey, that place is a shithole!"
Newjersian- "Yeah, it is, why the fuck do people want to live here?"
shithole new jersey awful
by Newjerseysucksass November 24, 2013
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Get the Brand new mug.New Orleans is a city on the Gulf Coast of the United States. The people that live in New Orleans are mostly unemployed and lazy. Lots of drug dealers, crime and everything else that goes along with drugs.
New Orleans is a city that is below sea level and flood prone. After hurricane Katrina about half of the people left the city and went to other citys to sell drugs, steal and live off of welfare.
New Orleans is a city that is below sea level and flood prone. After hurricane Katrina about half of the people left the city and went to other citys to sell drugs, steal and live off of welfare.
by takethathill August 28, 2006
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by bored in class October 20, 2008
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But uh..hey,I got all of these beads.Flash me your titties.
by fat hairy Karl September 21, 2005
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