Hoe in theory

A hoe in theory means that you would be a hoe if you were

I'm a virgin but a hoe in theory

by Kurb43 February 26, 2017

peanut hoe

a person that eats peanut butter straight out of the jar, therefore getting saliva into the jar to marinate together

Chris was always eating peanut butter...that peanut hoe.

by Jennifer Munt May 27, 2008

Hoes Mad

Hoes mad: Noun adj.: ‘Hoes mad’ is a slang term derived from the sociocultural concept that all women who engage in ‘ loose’ or ‘slutty’ behavior (a.k.a. Thot tendencies) are perpetually in a state of unreasonable and unadulterated idiocy under pretenses which contain but are not limited to the following: Perpetuating unnecessary anger, distrust, jealousy, or pettiness, Indulging in the practice of the pseudo art known as talking behind ones backs, or ‘shit talking’ in a manner that most civilized humans find offensive, and finally; pretending to have the slightest amount of human decency in aspect of a physical, and or intimate relationship even though they clearly and unapologetically couldn’t care less about the feelings of anyone other than themselves.

Exp: John: Bro did you hear the Brittany cheated on her boyfriend with ex husband.

TonyI know man, hoes mad.

by ImmaculateCapper June 27, 2020

freaky hoe

A girl who likes sucking and eating meat

Look at that freaky hoe.

by denerria March 13, 2015

Top Hoe

A pimp's worse girl, she's the top because she's about to get pimp slapped for not making the money. Opposite of a bottom bitch.

Karla is my top hoe at the moment, she'll learn after a week or two. She'll be my bottom bitch in no time.

by loltoofunny April 14, 2011

kinder hoe

under age girls who r looking to get laid, dress like sluts and some times lie about there age. In different countries the age of consent varies so the age of kinder hoes varies from country to country.

dam look at that kinder hoe give her one more year and i'd nail her.

by bad fish October 17, 2006

Facebook hoes

Usually the same group of people constantly making creeper-like comments on an individual's wall/ pictures. Their objective is almost always obvious. In that they try to seduce/persuade the user to like them, when in fact the would never talk to them in person or vice-versa.

Simple Definition:
Overly obsessed bitches(male or female)

i.e. Facebook hoes

Suzy:"Ohh Xander would you marry me?"

Lucy:"OMG, I love this omgg, You make me drool."

Brittnay:":D I loveee this"

Kendall:"yur amazing. ♥"

by BLA-Q February 21, 2011