daddy kush

A daddy kush is the type of man who will pull you close, look so deep into your eyes that he can see straight into your soul, make you think he truly loves you, and then spit on your face. Despite the name though, he is neither your father nor deals you weed, although he looks like the type of guy who could do both.

My professor this semester is such a daddy kush. He led me on with easy quizzes and then absolutely fucked me with the hard final.

by 321mynoduesP December 20, 2018

Fry Daddy

Your Fry Daddy is loyal and makes 1:00 am trips to get those crispy double arch golden fries from Mickey D's.

Hey, Fry Daddy how but you go get me the good stuff.

by yodogspjs May 22, 2018

daddy drea

A person that wines over not being able to get out of the water

Your such a daddy drea

by Mama booth licker June 29, 2023

Stoop Daddy

After teenage kids have unprotected sex on your stoop, you are the father - by law.

After the carnival Maya become the proud stoop daddy of over 14 hundred children.

by ToblyMcSmith July 7, 2011

Daddy Zany

Daddy Zany is the best person in the whole world

1. Daddy Zany will always be the best

by ghostghazn September 25, 2021

Daddy Jarring

A cool guy with a big dick, big muscles, and a bigger heart.

Awww man, you are making me feel so good calling me a Daddy Jarring.

by Chabby Bert January 12, 2021

daddy shlongdon

he is the big daddy and Ella just cant wait to feed his hungry eyes.
daddy Warbucks has a large and useful shlong
he will help you to feel less alone in the big apple
he likes orphaned children

idk why we call him daddy Shlongdon
10/10 would do again.

oh yah, Dans' coming, Megan can make it, tom's gonna be late, but daddy Shlongdon called, he's caught up at the orphanage.

by shlongfanboy October 8, 2021