Fat Lard

A big piece of bacon used to lard meat...

Sebastian Feldhofer's Dad is a Fat Lard

by Weirdodede May 23, 2011

fat chix

fat chix are bitches who are fat DUH

by Anonymous April 25, 2003

Fat Day

1. The act of taking a random day off from school and using your weight and/or size as your excuse.
2. The act of taking a day off of gym class due to the activity or just pure laziness due to your morbid obesity.

Hey man, we're running in gym today. I think I'll take a fat day.

by x Ant e Dote November 14, 2003

fat fetish

A person that loves to chase chubby people

Such as making a Facebook group to do so

Did you hear about my new fat fetish
Yeah I'm a Facebook admin now.

by Messer Josh April 21, 2018

fat ant

One who likes rubbing, sucking, fucking, jacking off another males penis.

My best freind Roman is so sweet, after baseball practice when he is hot and sweaty, I love to do the fat ant with him.

by Carlos23 May 13, 2006

fat tom

fart

One day in the grocery store I let out a grown up fat tom and everyone ran away.

by pattyboyyy October 12, 2011

Fat-squirter

A woman of unattractive size that squirts a load upon reaching climax.

Commonly used also in conjunction with referencing sluts etc.

"Ugh, are u talking about jaimelea?"

"Yeah bro."

"She's fucking disgusting. All the boys have been through that fat-squirter."

by PizzadippedinRanchsauce August 10, 2017