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Herp 'n' shmerp

1. An ambiguous identifier used as a variable, akin to mathematics, in which any word can be inserted provided it keeps grammatical commandment. Typically the user has a specific word in mind that was purposely omitted.

see thingy, thing.

2. Used as a filler word akin to "like", "um", et cetera.

other spellings: herpnshmerp, herp-n-shmerp.
1. "Pass the herpinshermp, please?"

2. "Could you pass the herp 'n' shmerp ketchup, please?"
by lordcheesness May 28, 2013
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Blow n Glow

A blow n Glow is when a man blasts his love potion all over a dames face. Then simultaneously flips on a UV Black light to illuminate her polluted facial epidermis thus creating a luminous masterpiece.
There are black light parties but nothing beats a Blow n Glow, if ya know, ya know!
by 1020oct August 2, 2021
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Touch n bust

Is when crack cocaine is so soft and wet when you touch it ,it falls apart
Man I don’t want that damn touch n bust, I want that real hard!! ( in crack head voice)
by Jaydeegtmny July 27, 2021
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mentor college (n.)

A dingy kind of school that prides itself on being university prep. Administration is not the most helpful; neither are the guidance counsellors. Obviously the only school with buses on the road when the region declares it a snow day. Two exams per course, instead of one. Mental health of the students is not the greatest, but hey they’ve got a nice field though!!
Guy 1: What's wrong with Elise, why is she at school?
Guy 2: She's at mentor college (n.) remember? They don't get snow days...
Guy 1: Oh...hey they've got a nice field tho
by centor mollege August 19, 2019
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Fight n Fuck

You fight her/him then fuck the brains out of them
She was playing around so i had to go over there and fight n fuck her
by Bmoney1070 June 14, 2018
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Snap n' fap

When you receive nudes on Snapchat and attempt to masturbate over them.
I just tried to snap n' fap over my girlfriend and failed.
by FappyCumCookie June 23, 2016
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Cram n' Scram

the act of stuffing ones face at a gathering which includes food (i.e. birthday party bbq, fam-jam)and leaving shortly there after.
I'll be going to my cousins house for his birthday luncheon, but i'll probably just Cram n' Scram when i get there.

or

So did people show up? Yeah but most of them just Cram n' Scrammed.
by Notorious G.I.Z. June 14, 2007
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