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fake friends day

on august 11th it’s national fake friends day. the day where you get to post about all of your supposed “friends” or you could confront them or judge decide to block all of them.
get ready it’s almost fake friends day, i sure have a lot of people to post abt
by gæking<3 August 9, 2021
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On May 7th every person who got s€xu@lly assaulted/ r@ped is allowed to legally kill their rapists/ assaulters :)
Random:” Hey what’s today?”
Random 2:” Today is Nationalkill all r@pists” day! Have fun and be as brutal as you want because the deserve it!”
by Idontknowlmao April 19, 2021
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2 day blackout

A) What was once called "the weekend"
B) what the media did to Hunter Biden's laptop from hell
What did you do for your 2 day blackout, definition a)?
by Sexydimma July 24, 2021
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National send a nude day

All u have to do is ask and they have to send a nude
“Him”Hi can I have a nude

“Her”Why
“Him”because it’s national send a nude day

“Her”ok I’ll send one
by Vbndsdfg May 22, 2024
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Grab Even More Ass Day

It is on April 13th were you grab even more asses than the days before.
Guys or Girls, but if you are a guy grabbing another guy's ass you should say "no homo"
Let's go grab that ass because it's Grab Even More Ass Day
by JordanGravener April 11, 2019
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Touch your Cousin Day

On March 13th it is National touch your cousin day!! If you love touching your family members this is the best day for you!!!
"Do you like touching your cousins? Not a lot. Tomorrow is National touch your cousin day!!!"
by Urban Dicktonary Book May 14, 2022
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