National “yes” day

You cant say no on September 3rd at school for the entire day (just dont get in trouble with teachers 💀)

Amanda: can i have a chip
Alexander: no
Amanda: it’s national “yes” day
Alexander: oh? I guess you can have a chip then

by Sincerely.adrii September 2, 2021

Kicky day

Kicky day is when you can kick a boys dick

I’m gonna have so much fun because it’s kicky day today

by Kelsie Clarke :) October 1, 2020

Totally Nice Day

Racist dog whistle for TND (Total Nigger Death), popular on many social media platforms such as TikTok, YouTube and X (formerly Twitter).

Plus-sized neurodivergent BIPOC muslim trans queen: Internet is full of hate these days.
Chud: Have a totally nice day, stranger!

by samiromic May 9, 2024

National Pain Song Day

On September 17 Post Your Favorite Pain Song By Any Artist That You Fw💔

Lonely Child-Youngboy is a Pain Song for National Pain Song Day

by KriddleKreme September 15, 2021

Pajama day

A day at school that was blessed upon schools across the planet by Jesus Christ himself.
When you can wear the same thing you wore to sleep and not get dress coded.

Person 1: It’s pajama day at school.
Person 2: 😀

by My Dad left for an anime girl December 19, 2023

Thanksgiving Day Remorse

A feeling of regret, guilt, sadness, and remorse that you did not spend Thanksgiving like you wanted to or should have. This usually includes not having eaten enough, and craving and missing more Thanksgiving foods, drinks, and desserts.

Wow, I can’t beliebe I didn’t take home any leftovers. I really have Thanksgiving Day Remorse right now. I totally regret it!

I should’ve talked more with my grandma. I only see her a couple days a year. What Thanksgiving Day remorse.

by LingDanc803 November 23, 2018

Earth Day

1. Earth's birthday (not true, actually October 23.)
2. Day where you help the earth be more clean. Earth Day is celebrated because lots of assholes litter all over the planet. Ways to celebrate Earth Day: (alternate title: ways to not be an asshole)
1. Pick up trash
2. Don't litter
3: Make a compost
4: Fuck yo girl in the pussy
5: Use both sides of the paper
6: Turn off the lights when you fuck yo girl

Earth day is on Saturday this year.

by Ayo pause?? April 29, 2023