Son: "Daddy, why did you take care of me and wipe my butt for all those years?"
Daddy: "Son, I was getting back at your mom with a little bit of dirty revenge."
Daddy: "Son, I was getting back at your mom with a little bit of dirty revenge."
by NatetheEpicNoobSlayer November 20, 2021
by Upstairsdragon February 22, 2014
When you tongue bang the anus, and two finger twang inside the poon-tang. All while humming a folk tune.
by Redsiege February 19, 2020
by Kittylover23 June 23, 2020
Going stupid on your penis. Absolutely slappin your shit silly using your imagination alone. Going ham on your meat because you’re sad and lonely, and you need forth thoughts to do so because dirty pondering only occurs in gas station bathrooms at 3:47 a.m.
by JWPonder November 30, 2024
1 female, 1 or more males. Speculum is used to open vagina or asshole and ranch dressing poured into the orifice. Man or men then dip the balls into the ranch and the female subsequently licks the ranch dip off of the scrotum. Dirty Ranch Dip.
by GingerMedic August 20, 2022
by Thuskius October 25, 2023