lasagna tits

When your tits are so big that they are unattractive and look like they are full of lasagna.

How could you have sex with Agnese? She's got those big ol' lasagna tits.

by Cpt. Daddy April 19, 2018

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ferret tits

Tits that are long, thin and droopy. They appear as though there are two dead ferrets hanging from a woman's chest. See sock tits.

Dude 1: Man, that chick is hot. Why don't you run wing man with her friend so I can take her back to the hotel?
Dude 2: Fuck that! That bitch has ferret tits.
Dude 1: I know she has ferret tits. That's the one I want.
Dude 2: You're sick, Tony.

by crackleton January 25, 2011

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Just-tits

1. A girl whose only reedeming quality is her big chest,

2. A girl who guys only see with boob goggles

Yo Brad did u see that girl. Yea man she's a just tits girl.

Yo Sam Fiona is definitely a just-tits girl. Yea im gonna need my boob goggles to help me

by Ramone Corleion February 2, 2012

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tit wrangler

A person who grabs tits and fucks them ferociously

I think Jessica's boy friend is a tit wrangler, she always is pained in dem titties.

by superroflcake July 17, 2011

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Flip a tit

When life has shat on you to such an extent, you're about to lose your sanity.

Ron: Hey bro you good?
Kevin: This is bull. I'm about to flip a tit my dude.

by Dankestdank December 12, 2016

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Skittle Tits

Titties that have been replaced with skittles. Usually happens to people named Madisyn Rose Hudson. Those people are usually disgusting and hated by all.

Madisyn: Guyyyys the skittle tit moster turned my tits into skittles.

johnathan grey: lemme lick them skittle tits

by skittletitfanclub69 February 25, 2019

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