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Butterfaced-Scuffin Muffin

Someone With both a ugly face and ugly body, more or less the combination of both a butterface (someone with an ugly face and an alright body) and scuffin muffin (someone with a cute face and ugly body).

Could replace the term: Ugly
Girl #1: That girl I hooked up with last night was super hot
Girl #2: Ya right, she was a butterfaced-scuffin muffin
by NAR-WHAL!!! June 21, 2012
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Bake Banana Muffins

Slang for smoking weed. A poor excuse for recreational marijuana smoking.
Mom: "What have you been doing it's nearly midnight?!"

Pot head son: "Uhhhhhhh.... me and some friends wanted to.. bake banana muffins, so it took awhile."
by Upsidedowncakefiend September 15, 2010
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Muffin Top Factor

(MTF) The degree to which abdominal material protrudes from the beltline. When posting ads, online experts agree that including your Muffin Top Factor -- or "MTF" is the right thing to do. Simply measure the inches in a vertical manner from the top of your beltline to where the shade stops and you've got your MTF.
Examples of PROPER use:

1. So, I grabbed a tape measure to determine the degree to which my abdomen protrudes from my beltline -- you know, my Muffin Top Factor -- and it was an "MTF:7." Pass me the beer.

2. So, I grabbed a tape measure to determine the degree to which my abdomen protrudes from my beltline -- you know, my Muffin Top Factor -- and it was an "MTF:0." Pass me a carrot.

Examples of IMPROPER use:

1. So, I couldn't help myself, but I had to come over here and tell you I think your MTF is REALLY hot.

2. Hey, look, Dude! We have matching MTFs!
by Troy Witte December 28, 2007
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Muffin Fuck Basket

When you fuck a guy/girl with a muffin top
"Dude..I saw this bitch walking down the street and wanted to give her a Muffin Fuck Basket as a reward for being hot"
by Booface=] December 17, 2007
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candy mandy muffin

when your doggy does you
by Candy Lane January 4, 2008
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english muffin time

Generally around 6am, which is the average time english muffins are consumed
"Hey man ill meet you there at about english muffin time okay?"

"Nah thats too early, how about 8"
by exceptional September 5, 2013
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muffin top syndrome

an ugly girl that wears tight clothes and has her side fat hanging out for people to sadly see.
Did you see that fat girl with cellulite?

Yeah that's so gross, she has muffin top syndrome and I can't believe she went on stage with those high school musical shorts. so gross!
by tayloreid123 June 13, 2010
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