piece of shit car

a civic

"my ex drives a piece of shit car"
"what kind of car is it?"
"a civic"

by oktonii October 23, 2020

the car warranty scammers

People who try to get into your bank account via a call regarding your "car's extended warranty".It's become a meme where this message can pop up anywhere, like in the sand on the beach, to in your goddamn birthday letter.

Me:I got a call from the car warranty scammers.
Other guy:Car warranty scammers?
Me:You don't know about them?
Other guy:No.
Me:Well, if you get a call, and its talking about your "extended car warranty", than hang up and block it.
Other guy:Ok then.

by SeriousSkippy May 17, 2021

god hyper car

a god hyper car, is a car from game on roblox called "anomic" god hyper car are unbreakable, has infinity fuel and are like your mom strong as fuck when you get bad grade

Whats up mate do you have god hyper?
Ye bro i have want one?
Ye bro gimme 1
Alr bro but nothing is for free frist suck jamal dick
Ok bro i alr did can i get it?
Ye there your god hyper car

by Jamal dick August 4, 2022

Oklahoman Race Car

It's a form of torture, you shove toy race cars up the anus and due to it's sharp edges it inflicts pain and large bleeding. It is largely used as an alternative way of child abuse amongst the people of Oklahoma.

"Yooo dude... did they look like they just had an Oklahoman Race Car or somethin because of all of that ass bleeding.

by the nut nutter November 10, 2020

Nebraska car blue

When the balls of a farm animal turn blue

This car got a Nebraska car blue

by Jommyg November 29, 2015

Colombian Car Jack

The process in which someone places their hands together, bends down and rams another person in the ass in an upwards motion, so as to lift them off the ground.

(during sex)
Jane : Harder! Harder!
Jim : I can’t go any faster, but I can give you something else.... *procedes to Colombian Car Jack*
Jane : Oh yeah baby that’s the fucking spot ram me harder in the ass I want to take your full girth!!!

by Tailpipefucker June 7, 2019

car running

The art of running over cars which either sets the alarm off or damages the roof. Its great fun a night, but do it quick. If you get caught your fucked up. People don't want you running over thier cars, do they? Its done alot in the UK, i dunno about the US. Sports cars are the best. I like to do this along with egging. Its great fun, i suggest you go try it.

"Wanna go out egging and car runnin tonight?"

"Shit those little fucks are car running my merc!"

by {~Forrest~} October 29, 2005