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Arab moment

The last possible moment in which a person of Arab descent is forced to make a decision and commit to it.
Example 1:

Four Arabs sitting in a house are contemplating going out for dinner.
Arab 1: Where should we go?
Arab 2: I feel like eating Chinese.
Arab 3: No, I just had Chinese yesterday. I don't want it again.
Arab 4: How about Italian?
Arab 3: I'm not paying $20 for pasta that I could've made at home myself.
Arab 1: Well where do you want to go?
Arab 3: I don't know. I'm good with whatever.
Arab 1: Jaw drops in awe.
Arab 2: Let's just get in the car and decide then. (a.k.a the arab moment.)

Example 2:

John: Hey Ahmed, do you want to go to a concert next week?
Ahmed: Ummmm...hmmm...which day exactly?
John: Next Thursday at eight o'clock.
Ahmed: I don't know...maybe. (Thought process: What if I buy a ticket, but don't feel like going that day. How will I know how I'm going to feel that day? What if something better comes up? )
John: Well I'm going to buy tickets today.
Ahmed: Can I buy a ticket at the door?
John: Ya.

Fast forward to next Thursday at 7:30 pm, a.k.a. the arab moment. Ahmed shows up at the concert and buys a ticket at the door.
by thebanana August 26, 2012
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Monkey Moment

Momentary devolution to one's inner monkey through selfish, impulsive behavior often without forethought of the consequences. Often monkey moments are followed by insincere apologies.
Did you just grab food off my plate?
Sorry, I had a monkey moment.

Quit that! Did I say you could put it in my ass?
Sorry, monkey moment. Just let me finish real quick.

Did you just rob that convenience store?
Sorry, I was having a monkey moment.

I did not have sex with Ms. Lewinsky.
I had a monkey moment.
by Paulie the Monkey September 13, 2010
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JJ MOMENT

When JJ is doing some spastic fuck shit
Oh god JJ is simpin again, JJ MOMENT
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Dilbert Moment

A situation in a technical workspace that would make a great Dilbert cartoon. Usually, you alone find the situation absurd and instigator is oblivious.
developer: "Here's my design for review".
boss: "I don't understand it. Does anybody else have an issues with it?"

One week later.

boss: "I think I've come up with a really good design."
developer: "Wait a minute. That's the design I sent you last week. This is frikn Dilbert Moment."
by gotChaos? September 26, 2010
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rug moment

“Bro Stacy just dumped me. Major rug moment :(“
by money move$ January 31, 2020
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Reddit Moment

1) A term that initially had positive connotations but then became derogatory, and now it is mainly used ironically and vaguely in the same way as 'cringe' is.
2) Specifically refers to the idiocy of the Reddit hivemind. Whenever a horde of redditors attack someone because they like minecraft, that's when you'll know a reddit moment happened. The term is meant to be used by someone viewing the thread from outside (e.g. someone linking the thread from a discord GC).
Example 1a: You watch vtubers? That's a reddit moment tbh
Example 1b: You actually read through the entire terms of agreement? That's a reddit moment tbh

Example 2: Getting downvoted because you expressed an opinion that goes against the majority's opinion of a subreddit is a reddit moment.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 24, 2021
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Nico Moment

A moment of pure clarity, when you understand everything; pure genius.
Dude, I think bananas taste all the same. Nico moment
by Nico simp_4colors February 9, 2021
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