A prudent no-financial-cost-to-you "hoofin' it" journey that you take to a certain location prior to driving there in your fuel-sucking auto-bubble, to actually "see for yourself" if whatever conditions/circumstances that someone of questionable integrity told you about really are the case, or if you'd just be going on a wild goose chase and merely consuming your costly gas for nothing.
I always perform a pre-road-trip walk (or I'll bike or hitch-hike or otherwise find a way to travel there "for free") to a stated destination whenever one of da local riff-raff requests me to drive there --- too many times in da past I've merely wasted an hour and used several gallons of expensive gasoline, only to discover that the shallow-minded idiot who'd asked me to "go and help" wasn't even "for real", and so either (1) there was nobody and/or nothing whatsoever at the place I'd been requested to drive to, or (2) someone else entirely --- and who usually was someone whom I had expressly said I would never assist anymore due to his outrageously-inapprorpate treatment of me in the past --- was there to request my help instead of the "promised" more-desirable person or persons, or (3) whoever was there knew nothing about whatever matter that I'd been sent there to act on, and sometimes I even got in trouble for "trespassing" or otherwise "disturbing the peace".
by QuacksO January 31, 2019
Get the pre-road-trip walkmug. A road pirate is someone who buys and daily drives an ex police vehicle and purposefully makes the vehicle look as close to a active duty police vehicle as possible to scare people on the road.
by MoxieSoda_ February 10, 2023
Get the Road Piratemug. A hidden jewel of a movie. The next cult classic. A road trip movie with a touch of surf culture. A true independent film. Awarded 'audience choice' at 'The Other Venice Film Festival'.
Road Reps: A pharmaceutical sales rep embarks on a road-trip odyssey with four divorcé buddies, which becomes a race against his estranged wife to win over a client in a remote territory. See www.roadrepsthemovie.com
by naturesride May 19, 2009
Get the Road Repsmug. The reason behind why you feel unbelievably hungover. A night spent with Peebles (Rak) and Ali (Ruane) will definitely leave you wonder what the hell hit you in the liver with the force of a small, localised atom bomb.
“I feel like I’m trying to recover from a fucking autopsy!”
“Well, that’ll happen when you end up on the road to Rak and Ruane!”
“Well, that’ll happen when you end up on the road to Rak and Ruane!”
by PhuxakeMan November 23, 2021
Get the The Road to Rak and Ruanemug. by Mac-peazy June 2, 2021
Get the Road Trippinmug. Guy #1: jen was tripping about kim saying "this place smells like a hospital." Then, jen started asking her friends to unfriend kim and take her side.
Guy#2: it sounds like jen is road tripping, asking all her friends to get in on her neurosis.
Guy#2: it sounds like jen is road tripping, asking all her friends to get in on her neurosis.
by Jaysolman August 25, 2021
Get the Road trippingmug. The act of cutting a hole in a skateboard and laying down on it with your penis through the hole (while erect) and running your tip through the road.
Jake: “Yo wanna try and the Columbian Road Runner?”
Victor: “Nah man, I already tried it I gotta let it heal first.”
Victor: “Nah man, I already tried it I gotta let it heal first.”
by Ballin with your balls December 13, 2024
Get the Columbian Road Runnermug.