Facebook Fallout

The ridiculous amount of notifications and messages recieved after any social event

JEff: 'Awesome party last night, you should have come'
STEVE: 'yeah but look who's wading through the facebook fallout now'

by a non in mousse July 15, 2011

Facebook Glory

The narcissistic over representation of inconsequential events, real or imagined, on social media through unjustified boasting for the purpose of validation from strangers of ones own vanity

Her latest holiday was nothing but an exercise in Facebook glory

by Jimmy Lumoxx April 19, 2016

Facebook Hoarder

People who keep pictures on facebook of someone they no longer associate with.

OMG look at all those pictures and you don't even talk to that person anymore. Your such a Facebook Hoarder! , You deleted your friends from fb but you kept their pictures? Your such a Facebook Hoarder

by Jefa January 16, 2011

Facebook Lobbyist

A Facebook friend who tries to influence election votes to sway to the candidate of their choice (and not necessarily yours) by posting endless political adds on the homepage wall of Facebook.

Every day I sign onto Facebook there's yet another posted ad or picture trying to sway me to vote for Romney (or Obama). My friends list seems to be full of Facebook Lobbyists!

by Mb59 October 18, 2012

Facebook Politician

One who gains all of their political knowledge from Facebook posts. Some from credible sources, but most are not and are only appealing to an uneducated person.

Person 1: "Did you hear that Obama is a Muslim terrorist?"

Person 2: "You must be a Facebook Politician. Get your information from a real news source and not your conservative uncle Jim."

by Wizzil March 17, 2016

Facebook addiction

When one is constantly checking, scrolling, liking, commenting, staring with that blank open mouthed face at a screen for hours upon hours, day after day.

Annoyed girlfriend- "Hey you should get off Facebook for once babe."

Facebook addict- "You want me to WHAAAT??"

Annoyed girlfriend- "I SAAIIID GET OFF FACEBOOK FOR ONCE AND ENJOY LIFE?!"

Facebook addict- "Nah Facebook is life and I wil----- (stops mid sentence to read a post) five minutes later "what were we talking about again"

Super annoyed girlfriend- "You have a 'facebook addiction'"

by aCoope5518 August 1, 2015

Ignored For Facebook

When you're texting someone and they don't reply for hours but they're constantly on Facebook updating their statuses, posting pics, etc

I texted my girlfriend this morning and she hasn't replied back, but she's been updating her FB status all day. I'm being ignored for Facebook

by Seabass391 April 28, 2015