Detective's Kick

An investigative probe into the world around you made by aggressively putting the boot to someone or something.

"Is he dead?"
*Detective's Kick*

"Owww!"
"nope"

by Rolandofgilead May 27, 2024

creme kick

When a openly homosexual man kicks a woman into her freshly creme pied vagina.

She's pretty loose yo, I heard Brett creme kicked that fat bitch Sarah my African American sibling.

by TheUltraChrist January 3, 2018

elma roundhouse kick

the sex act of roundhouse kicking your partners balls as they are ejaculating to get maximum semen velocity into the female genitalia

"Did you elma roundhouse kick your man last night?" "Yeah, he busted on me hard on me that I fell over!"

by thebiggestfishREAL February 8, 2025

National Kick a Guy In The Nuts Day

July 22nd. Kick any guy in the nuts AS MANY TIMES IF THEY MEAN TO YOU

"Uh oh, it's July 22nd"

"COME HERE!, ITS NATIONAL KICK A GUY IN THE NUTS DAY"

by Omgwhyjustidkanymore July 13, 2024

Kick Dick December

Kick Dick December is a holiday all around the world, where you get to kick everyone between the legs throughout the month of December.

Me: Yo, my friend just collapsed and started crying because someone kicked him in the balls.

Someone: Oh, it’s fine. It’s Kick Dick December afterall.

by eartherygubb October 1, 2020

Kick Him

Getting removed from a online party seconds then you joined.

Mostly happens when someone is not the party leader and yells out Kick Him.

Also common then you have bads friends.

Me: Joins Online Party

Kyle: oh it's that dude Kick Him.

by TwoBrownToes July 27, 2020

Aussie Kangaroo kick

The act of kicking someone as hard as you can in the nuts and then hopping off like a kangaroo

Fuck did you see ol cunt face at the pu. The other day pinched the waitress on the asss? The bitch “ Aussie kangaroo kicked him “ leaving him there stunned for two different reasons one was him wondering why did she do it and the second wtf is with her bouncing / hopping away from me after wards

by MR_SUSPECT March 7, 2024