fat joe

pig lookin motherfucker that doesnt write his own lyrics and takes after big pun his "dad" very fat too.. breathes before he says lean back

rapper that is funny to watch his videos

by big banks April 7, 2005

fat chick

they need love too
they just have to pay for it

how i payed my way through college. (fucking fat chicks for money)

by salimis December 28, 2005

fat finger

reference by apple tech support when users of an iPhone can not use the keyboard to type in phone numbers or passwords correctly. to make light of the small keyboard being the problem.

yeah i fat fingered a lot the first month i had my phone.

by stempy September 20, 2010

fat turd

This is what you call a over weight piece of shit of a person. Someone who is in and out of employment, lives at home with his parents, and eats like a hippo, and wants to get sloppy drunk everyday of the week.

Male #1: Hey what are you doing today?

Fat turd: Nothing goin to watch tv all day, probably going to go get some fast food. What are you doin later?

Male #1: I'm probably going to go work out

Fat turd: For what... you tryin to go to the bar

Male#1: Nah it's Monday night, i've gotta get up early for work tomorrow.

Fat turd: So what

by Waldorf4life April 28, 2006

pussy fat

fat surrounding thy pussy

look at jo major i bet she has plenty of pussy fat to go around because of the constant dick she takes. boy id like to get me some of that fat, just like another "fat ass" i know

by Justin Shide March 22, 2004

pubic fat

the large piece of fat above a woman's pubic area. usually possesed by school teachers & skanky older waitresses at your local college 24 hour diner.

mrs. sewell has huge pubic fat!

by triggerjim February 17, 2005

fat bitch

that chick sitting right next to me from my ceramics class

when the ceramics teacher explained that our chairs had to be functional and support 180 pounds, she, a five foot creature, remarked "i hardly call that functional.

by alex June 3, 2004