Cardi Bean

A very popular music artist.

Mrs. Beyenhof: I’ll play some Christmas music while we take the test.

Donovan: Can we play some Cardi Bean?

by Cardi bean January 20, 2019

tight bean

A tightly rolled joint.

Dan says he has a tight bean for us to smoke, lets go meet him.

by chostmaster September 6, 2005

sexy bean

Jacob <3 I love him :(

I love you Jacob

he is a really sexy bean :?

by skskksksksks June 20, 2019

Bean on a cracker

When a black male defecates profusely on a white women then takes a tennis racket and wallops the excrement to make a bean shape.

did you hear what Malakai did to Amy? he gave that bitch a bean on a cracker.

by young women January 26, 2021

Angry bean

When a woman is promised a night of sex and gets shot down instead or he develops whiskey dick

Peter talked dirty to me all night telling me what he was going to do to me when i got home. Instead when i goy there he had whiskey dick and i ended up with angry bean!!

by Nikki nutz September 7, 2015

bean toad

A girl who thinks she's really hot but she's really not!!

Guy 1: oh look it's that girl Kayla
Guy 2: she's a total bean toad!!!

by Randommmgirlll May 7, 2016

Bean Boozled

The female equivalent of blue balls. Specifically when you’re just at the edge, but stop for a number of reasons - leaving the female party fully dissatisfied and entirely bean boozled.

“I can’t believe Tommy bean boozled me last night, why can’t the kid last any longer?? I was THIS close”

by Snarky Ptyerodactyl May 20, 2018