Titties that have been replaced with skittles. Usually happens to people named Madisyn Rose Hudson. Those people are usually disgusting and hated by all.
Madisyn: Guyyyys the skittle tit moster turned my tits into skittles.
johnathan grey: lemme lick them skittle tits
johnathan grey: lemme lick them skittle tits
by skittletitfanclub69 February 25, 2019
Get the Skittle Tits mug.another term for 'fake tits', 'fake titties', 'pornstar boobs', 'synthetic milk duds', 'money mammories', 'doctor's special', 'plastic bags', 'green tits', 'pamelas', and many more referring to titties made by a plastic surgeon.
"Damn bro your mom has some shiny ass tits."
"that bitch got some #shinytits"
"Did you see the shiny tits on that one?"
"that bitch got some #shinytits"
"Did you see the shiny tits on that one?"
by mommy'sLittleBoy November 14, 2013
Get the shiny tits mug.Muff Tits is the unfortunate event when a beautiful woman has hair growing on her chest. The term Muff Tits has originated from the fact that the boobs have as much hair on or around them as the untamed muff. This symptom is often found in women from foreign countries, such as Russia and France.
CJ - man, i was so wasted last night and when i woke up i saw something bad.
Thoren - What was it?
CJ - I woke up next to a fatty who had Muff Tits. Her chest was hairier than baby sasquatch!
Thoren - What was it?
CJ - I woke up next to a fatty who had Muff Tits. Her chest was hairier than baby sasquatch!
by CJ0 May 1, 2009
Get the Muff Tits mug.Good tits refer to tits that hit the perfect ratio between softness and hardness.
Which is approximately 30/70.
They have the perfect volume and surface area to fit a man's head.
Therefore, making the best Sunday morning cushion.
Which is approximately 30/70.
They have the perfect volume and surface area to fit a man's head.
Therefore, making the best Sunday morning cushion.
"My girlfriend has good tits, I love to rest my head on them and keep sleeping every Sunday morning".
by The DBA April 13, 2014
Get the good tits mug.Tits that are long, thin and droopy. They appear as though there are two dead ferrets hanging from a woman's chest. See sock tits.
Dude 1: Man, that chick is hot. Why don't you run wing man with her friend so I can take her back to the hotel?
Dude 2: Fuck that! That bitch has ferret tits.
Dude 1: I know she has ferret tits. That's the one I want.
Dude 2: You're sick, Tony.
Dude 2: Fuck that! That bitch has ferret tits.
Dude 1: I know she has ferret tits. That's the one I want.
Dude 2: You're sick, Tony.
by crackleton January 25, 2011
Get the ferret tits mug.by superroflcake July 17, 2011
Get the tit wrangler mug.1. A girl whose only reedeming quality is her big chest,
2. A girl who guys only see with boob goggles
2. A girl who guys only see with boob goggles
Yo Brad did u see that girl. Yea man she's a just tits girl.
Yo Sam Fiona is definitely a just-tits girl. Yea im gonna need my boob goggles to help me
Yo Sam Fiona is definitely a just-tits girl. Yea im gonna need my boob goggles to help me
by Ramone Corleion February 2, 2012
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