Russian Love Match

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

You are only 10 days away from meeting the woman of your dreams at Russian Love Match!

by Joyousguy June 30, 2016

the russian fedaral govermentet

the russian fedaral govermentet is an orgniamentsiation made bt the ruasshans who give rations to poor wemon.
ALSO thethe russian fedaral govermentet is in LOOOve with adamn smacker smasher

lore is on other definiteions
the russian fedaral govermentet is parreper rapper rapers who are rapists to the the canada fedaral govermentet

the the adamn fedaral govermentet sucked off the russian fedaral govermentet intementaily
this was forced btw rape.

the russian fedaral govermentet got blown by the the adamn fedaral govermentet

by adamns rapist December 28, 2022

max russian

the fatest half dutch 24.9 procent asian and 25.1 procent russian likes to eat fufu and likes to play tennis

hey
hey you look like a max russian
nah i dont like fufu and tennis

by XxtruchbulexX June 18, 2018

to russian it up

Slang used in programming circles, especially in South Asia. Used to refer to fixing an issue or solving a problem in the jankiest, simplest way possible, where the resulting code looks ugly, but the issue is fixed and the problem is solved.

"Man, this is due in an hour and even StackOverflow doesn't have a solution"
"I guess we're gonna have to Russian it up"

by IronAlcoholic July 11, 2023

Russian Soup Kitchen

When attempting to perform a Dutch oven on your partner and you inadvertently shit the bed in the process.

Dude! Last night I tried to give Laura a Dutch oven but instead she got a Russian Soup Kitchen!

by SavageSockpuppet March 2, 2025

Russian edging

When your committing the act of edging think of your dad and try not to bust a huge load

Woah, did you see Cameron Russian Edging while eating cheesecake!

by SaggyNuts March 28, 2024

Russian water sex

Russian water sex is the act of pooping in a vase, and microwaving it. From here you will proced to insert this into a turkey paster then will paste into partners butt and mouth

“ hey honey, lets spice it up and try Russian water sex “

by Bo jackson 173362 June 13, 2021