david belford

the guy that shit himself😌

“did you hear what happened to david belford?”
“yea❤️“

by puzzyslayer1884 July 19, 2020

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Taking a David

To pass a bowel movement at work. Taking a shit, crap, poop, or dropping beans off at the tortilla bowl.

Man, I got to go take a huge david before I begin work.

I'm on david number 2 already and it's not even noon.

Taking a david is the best way to get paid for pooping at work.

by Bigdullytruck31 March 20, 2024

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david mertz

A hot stud

Look at David Mertz, he's so fine, he reminds me of a young Chris Pratt, mixed with a young James Franco.

by NotRick_Astley January 21, 2018

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David torres is one of the finest and loving person on earth. He has curly hair,brown eyes,skates and watches anime. He can be funny for no reason and can make smile shine even brighter. He is a Leo known to be dominant and courageous but he has a soft spot for his family and love ones. He has potential and is unique. He can make one crazy person in love with him by jus being himself. He puts himself first. Whenever someone wants to skate you’ll know where he’ll be. He has a high goals and standards he wants to meet. He has the prettiest eyes to stare into. David torres is is everything a person can ask for.

Hey have you seen David torres?

Yea. I saw him at the skatepark earlier.

by 767haze September 13, 2021

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Benjamin Feldman <Hellstrom Jose Robles> Versus David Fumero <Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

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David

David sometimes isn’t such a nice person nor a mean person. He can sometimes suck but he’s fun to be with. He can be funny and a bitch at the same time.

Girl: Hey look, it’s david!!
Girl2: It’s that dumb fuck again.

by shelikesthewayimove July 19, 2021

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