Water Polo

A fairly difficult sport, by far not the most difficult, where you swim around in the water throwing balls. 90% of the players are arrogant douchebags who act like its the hardest thing in the world and that they are superior to everybody else for doing it.

Average high school student : Water polo is pretty hard I guess, but sports like wrestling require much more technique and are harder physically.

Average water polo player : Shutup you dumb fucking fuck you dont know what we do in da water its the hardest sport we swim and throw balls man you would probably die in the pool man im so fit and better then you

Average high school student : Sigh...

by Xnote July 29, 2012

Dirty Water

When one takes a shit into a toilet and does not flush, then later that day pisses into the same unflushed toilet causing the shit to dissolve in the water turning the toilet bowl brown

Next time flush dude i got dirty water now!

by DINDO January 19, 2011

Water shit

When you go take a shit, and the poo drops out from your bum and lands hard in the toilet bowl, sending a splash of water onto your bum, cleaning your bum so you don't have to wipe it with toilet paper.

Oh, WATER SHIT! The water that other people's shit have been in is now on my bum! Now I need to get a towel to... oh SHIT! Now where can I get a towel?

by Prothiever June 16, 2010

Water buffalo

A woman with a bad haircut that is parted in the center with wings of hair sticking up on the sides.

Look at that awful haircut, she looks like a water buffalo.

by Clare Schmare September 12, 2011

yuppie water

Bottled spring water that one purchases.

In the summer, the pretentious couple drinks yuppie water instead of going to Starbucks.

by redhed311 April 14, 2005

water works

a sexual innuendo refering to a woman

Mike: "hey you see claire today?"

Ted: "yea she can get the water works"

by kris williams May 20, 2008

Holy Water

A kickass song by Big&Rich that owns all other songs

Take me away, like holy water..

by brian December 5, 2004