Penis Day

A day of celebration for dicks. It usually falls on August 18th.

Guy: Your birthday falls on the same day as Penis Day.
Guy 2: I wish you never brought that into my mind. Don't do that again.

by Nekromancers September 5, 2020

penis sex

sex with penis

penis sex all day all night

by ellexisdumb February 24, 2021

yoyo penis

NOT a dick hanging by a string that bounces up and down. it's what a guy has when one does jumping jacks.

girl 1 "did you see that guys yoyo penis?"

girl 2 "omg yes, mr. O'niell really needs to stop making him do jumping jacks."

by dickcheesemaster May 27, 2014

penis dotter

A man who dips his dick in ink and signs important documents with it.

"Hey man, did you see that penis dotter who signed the merger and acquisition?"

by Becks & Posh April 19, 2010

penis poo

Going anal without a condom.

Dude, wear a condom.

by sukebe January 27, 2004

the penis song

a monty python song sung by somebody (but NOT eric idle) which describes how nice it is to have a penis.

"isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? isn't it just divine to have a dong?..."

by ColdFusion July 12, 2003

jakes penis

A penis that has claustrophobia and that goes un-erect when a condom is put on.

im sorry i can't have sex because i have jakes penis

by Alex LeBlanc January 2, 2008