When you ejaculate at night and forget to wipe, causing crustation of the urethra. When you piss in the morning, the piss is blocked by the bridge of crust and goes off in two directions.
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Kid after playing Modern Warfare 2: Hey when you fought in Afghanistan how many pavelows did you call in?
Guy who got back from Afghanistan: *shakes head*
Guy who got back from Afghanistan: *shakes head*
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Get the 2 live crew mug.A system for getting a woman to preform various sexual acts on you. It is initiated by a woman complementing a part of your body such as your hairstyle. This should immediately be followed by "whipping it out". The 1-2 punch may sometimes be considered sexual harassment or public indecency.
Girl: Hey, your hair looks nice today.
You: If you like that, then check this out.
*You whip it out*
You: The 1-2 Punch: works every time.
You: If you like that, then check this out.
*You whip it out*
You: The 1-2 Punch: works every time.
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