Artos the Bear

The Roman name for bold, brave, manly King Arthur. Also the name of the small, curvy, girly model Artos the Bear from ArtosTheBear.com

"That is the returned king of legend; King Arthur himself!"

Or:

"That Artos the Bear girl doesn't look like a bear at all!"

by Artos February 24, 2010

Polizzy Bear

Hybrid cross of a Polar Bear & Grizzly Bear

Holy shit ! Two of the most dangerous bears in the world are mating! Together they form Polizzy Bear.

by Wrozza May 3, 2010

Pizza Bear

The greatest Boston Terrier-English Bulldog mix in the world. He loves food and humping female dogs (pretty funny to see), whines whenever someone has pizza and he can't have any, thus his name, and he sleeps on top of his dog house like snoopy! He's quite cuddly albeit rambunctious, and will always find a way to lick you right on the face. Pizza Bear has cancer... He's fought all his life. but his life lately seems to be coming to a close. I'm so sorry Pizza. I'll always love you.

"Bring Pizza Bear upstairs after his bathroom break. Also, give him his Palladia (chemo) pills."w

by Scalamuush April 13, 2021

slimy bear

When a man perceives himself to be gay while trying to persuade friends girlfriends to peg him in the ass.

My buddy has been trying to get my girlfriend to peg him....that fag is such a slimy bear!

by Justdatip7 June 6, 2018

bernard the bear

So big he is like a person but so fluffy everyone loves him. He is the beloved best friend of many and is the height of a wild Abby. He may take up the whole bed, but who cares bernard is worth it!

"Whoa, that Bear is the height of Abby"
"Must be Bernard the bear"

by Haley_ April 2, 2014

Bear Mom

when a 6’2” rower mom-arms a coxswain that flies across the trunk of a car after an abrupt turn

Dude, after the incident he became my bear Mom.

Dude, I need a bear Mom.

How does one acquire a “bear Mom”?

Jimmy, a current bear Mom, has 3 apples; he then proceeds to eat 7. How many does he have left?

Dude, how much money would you pay me to fuck that bear Mom?

Fuck me harder bear Mom!

Bear moms are pretty ight.

by Frank Sinatra Jr. July 5, 2018

Shuggy Bear

A shuggy bear is someone who is wonderful, kind, and has a loving heart. They are the center of your world and provide you with all you could ever want. They are soft and cuddly like a bear and sweet like sugar but at times can become agitated if not enough food or sleep.

She was such a shuggy bear until about 3, when no one would let her sleep.Now we have to sleep outside anytime she is near.

by Bubs D February 22, 2017