The mighty Timothy J. Gould, with the power and guidance of the mighty Odin, and the blessings of Thor, he carried the mighty Mjolnir into battle.
by Super Awesome McPants December 19, 2010
Get the Timothy J. Gouldmug. Serial designation J also known as J, has fought in multiple Russian wars. She served Mother Russia and is now running for president in her homeland of Russia.
by Star || VOTE 4 J July 22, 2023
Get the Serial designation Jmug. Author of the Throne of Glass and A Court of Thorns and Roses series, better know as Expert of Sinking Ships and Breaking Hearts. When reading her books, expect to spend days crying over your favorite characters who she has so heartlessly torn apart.
"Wow, Empire of Storms really screwed me over."
"I know right. Sarah J Maas is a beautiful monster."
"I know right. Sarah J Maas is a beautiful monster."
by fireheart.03 May 9, 2017
Get the Sarah J Maasmug. by Mr. Bligh October 14, 2009
Get the J townmug. A world-famous record producer and attention whore. He is best known for interrupting his musicians' radio singles with countless name and label drops, i.e. "J-J-J-J-J-RRR!!!" or "BELUGA HEIGHTS!!!"
Radio: BEGLUGA HEIGHTS!!!
Listener: Damn J. R. Rotem! I was just getting into that song!
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Radio: Jason Derülo! BELUGA HEIGHTS!!! J-J-J-J-J-RRR!!!
Listener 1: Who does this song?
Listener 2: Damned if I know..
Listener: Damn J. R. Rotem! I was just getting into that song!
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Radio: Jason Derülo! BELUGA HEIGHTS!!! J-J-J-J-J-RRR!!!
Listener 1: Who does this song?
Listener 2: Damned if I know..
by Annoyed Great Falls Resident June 21, 2010
Get the J. R. Rotemmug. verb, When your 'cool mom friend' inserts details into her stories of the past to make her appear more woke than she is.
Example: "I told you about the time I walked with MLK, haven't I?"
"No, because you weren't alive yet, did you really just J. K. Rowling?"
"No, because you weren't alive yet, did you really just J. K. Rowling?"
by foundinthedark March 28, 2019
Get the J. K. Rowlingmug. A high school mostly filled with different groups of white students:
The band geeks- in every AP and honors class that screams out every answer. Have their own little special hallway where they hang out with other band kids. Mostly nice but can get fucking annoying if you keep talking to them.
The emos- wear dark makeup and like to think theyre different from everyone else. Dont talk to anyone but other emo kids. Usually get mad if you do anything that offends them. Mostly antisocials....
The white jock guys- you probably wont get invited to their parties because your not cool enough. They love to wear expensive clothing and always have airpods in. Usually wont like you if you are not a white popular girl. Some are smart and others are dumbasses
The popular girls- you cant really join this group unless you were part of it in middle school.
The druggies- some of the funnier people of the school. Dont give a shit about what other people think of them but they also fail most of their classes. Some are nice but others are just the white jocks trying to prove theyre cool.
The band geeks- in every AP and honors class that screams out every answer. Have their own little special hallway where they hang out with other band kids. Mostly nice but can get fucking annoying if you keep talking to them.
The emos- wear dark makeup and like to think theyre different from everyone else. Dont talk to anyone but other emo kids. Usually get mad if you do anything that offends them. Mostly antisocials....
The white jock guys- you probably wont get invited to their parties because your not cool enough. They love to wear expensive clothing and always have airpods in. Usually wont like you if you are not a white popular girl. Some are smart and others are dumbasses
The popular girls- you cant really join this group unless you were part of it in middle school.
The druggies- some of the funnier people of the school. Dont give a shit about what other people think of them but they also fail most of their classes. Some are nice but others are just the white jocks trying to prove theyre cool.
by Lolhorsegirl August 5, 2019
Get the Owen J. Robertsmug.