National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gets on her hands knees for Joseph’s Shlong.

“Hey Joseph, you ready?”

“Yea, now get down for National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day.”

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

No Touching Day

A day that occurs on October 30th where you go a whole day without touching anyone. Not even loved ones.

“Damn.”Kevin
“What’s wrong?”John
“My girlfriend is making me participate in No Touching day. By tomorrow I’m going to end up suffering from touch starvation.”Kevin
“That’s cruel man..”John

by Kyle’s Monster Energy Drink October 29, 2019

utica queen day

we worship utica on June 2

what day is it? It is June second, which means its utica queen day

by jemoederwoeder May 27, 2022

Pop a tit day

Pop a tit day is on January 2nd

Yo sophia its pop a tit day so u better pop a tit for the boys

by Nig911er2012 January 1, 2023

No Posting Day

July 1st... Nobody posts anything on social media for an entire day

Bro you ready for No Posting Day?

by iamthatguy767 June 30, 2020

Slap ass day

April 18 is national slap ass day.

April 18 is slap ass day

by Gina Wilson April 18, 2023

Kiss your boyfriend day

This day you got to kiss your boyfriend. It is on the 14th or December

Gf: kisses bf randomly.

Bf: oh it is kiss your boyfriend day isn't it?

by The goat yeaaa December 13, 2022