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I don’t give a fuck

Words mentioned in that order every second of every 24 hours in English language
by GermaniumL November 18, 2025
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Fuck-Duck

A promiscuous woman with either webbed feet, extremely flat feet, or feet that push out. She loves her some cock. Available at any hour of the day at the local "pond" better known as the bar. Old people like to throw bread at her to sober her up- she just throws it back and scream "fuck you geezer faggat!"
I'm drunk AND horny- let's go get a fine ass fuck-duck.

My fucking girlfriend just fucking cheated on me. TIme to go get a fuck-duck!
by HOFFmanME! November 30, 2011
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Stupid deaf fuck

A person who’s so fucking deaf and stupid that he might as well not exist.
Person A: “Yo dude have you seen Dylan, he scored 30/100 for his math test”
Person B: “He’s just a stupid deaf fuck with moody ass teeth. Bet he couldn’t even hear his teacher teach him”
by Sussysausage January 7, 2024
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POUCH FUCKING

WHEN YOU FUCK A WOMENS BELLY AND LOVE IT!
by GCSTYLE May 3, 2022
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housewife fuck

It is a manner of intercourse primarily in the missionary position in which there is an expression of gentleness, love and compassion. It is often within a Dominant/submissive relationship.
I think I need a housewife fuck this weekend.
by Pudding300 May 21, 2018
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Suck fuck!

The extreme Australian version of "Suck shit!", meaning that the person saying it is either rejoicing in, or is indifferent to, the other person's misfortune.
"I'm going fishin' early tomorrow morning off the rocks at the beach, and I had a blowout of both me thongs - and the bloody shops are now shut."

"Suck fuck! You'll have to use little nails to fix 'em!"
by Cool4Katz November 13, 2025
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Screw fuck farting

The art of swapping babies in hospital or murdering there parents early on so as to perpetuate shitty ways of life that lead to such things as lepricy and the doom of all mankind and perhaps even everything
Hey Jack let’s go screw fuck farting
Sorry bobby I’ve done too much using and can’t even walk or speak which is why I am up your arse at the moment talking to you out of my body in our favourite way kiss kiss lover
by Myster Vbody May 23, 2018
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