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National fuck ur ex day

Me: wanna fuck

Ex: I told you not to talk to me an noooooo

Me: but it's December 4th "national fuck your ex day"

Ex: ok then let’s do it! "National fuck ur ex day" December 4th
by National days998 November 16, 2020
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Skull fucking

A more brutal variation of face fucking where instead of thrusting into your partner's mouth to reach gratification, the person getting blown grabs the head of their partner and violently pushes it up and down their shaft, most commonly by pulling their hair into a ponytail, although this can also be achieved by holding their head with both hands. This variation is seen as more brutal because of the risk violently jerking your partner's head can have on their neck, with whiplash being the most common injury.
"Hey, man, did you hear about Nika? She went to the hospital last night." "Yeah, dude, I'd heard about a fight between her and her boyfriend" "No, buddy, it's even crazier. He was skull fucking her, and she slipped a disk in her neck. She's going to need a brace for a month."
by Curare the defenestrator December 16, 2022
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fuck you

rando; fuck you

you; no u *pulls out reverse card*

rando; oh-

*they fuck*
by the mustard bottle February 1, 2022
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Fuck-smitten

Doped up after grimace-inducing sex.
After they did the dirty deed, but were a bit fuck-smitten.
by Henryharlem October 21, 2020
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Fan-fucking

To be in the absolute best possible state. Often used to refer to a person mood or well-being.
Person 1: I'm pretty good today. How are you?
Person 2 : I'm absolutely fan-fucking!
by Zekey6 March 22, 2020
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Fuck me

Fuck me means fuck me in the ass till that big black cock nuts in me daddy
PLS DADDYY PLS FUCK ME IM ON MY KNEES PLS STICK IT IN PLS CUM IN ME YOU ARE THE BEST BIG BROTHER I COULD EVER ASK FOR
by Obito.fx December 10, 2021
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Fuck

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by BakugoBestHeroFiteMe November 22, 2019
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