fucked

when you like your ex girlfriends Facebook pics by accident and she starts getting attached again

guy1: shit dude you gotta help me
guy2:what happened?
guy1:i liked my ex girlfriends Facebook pics by accident and she has started texting me again
guy2:shit dude you're fucked

by if you read this you're gay122 September 26, 2020

Big hot oiled up homosexual black men brutally fucking each other

Oh my god I would kill to see this happen

Guy 1: man, I really wanna see some Big hot oiled up homosexual black men brutally fucking each other

Guy 2: kill yourself

by BirdsAreFake115 May 2, 2024

fuck it up

a board game that is played by cool people that fucks you up

let’s play fuck it up pt. 2

by Notta Virgin January 28, 2022

Fuck ass

A feral intensifier slapped in front of a noun (usually facial hair) to express unhinged levels of admiration, respect, and thirst. Typically reserved for a mustache so full, so perfectly groomed, and so powerfully present that it could get its own zip code. Saying someone has a “fuck ass mustache” is not an insult—it’s a badge of honor. The kind of compliment that lets the world know you’d throw away your 401k just to twirl the ends of that masterpiece between your fingers.

I want a meaty, tatted man, with a fuck ass mustache

by DirtyHippieAlex July 19, 2025

Fuck Smoothie

A smoothie made of all the fucks J has to give

J: Here have this fuck smoothie, choc full of all the fucks I have to give

Chad: There's nothing here

J: *finger guns* Exactly

by Bagghagg June 4, 2021

Fuck-nut

Fuck-nut; the rated R version of "loose cannon" is an insult implying that the recieving end is incapable of basic human thought, therefore indicating a need to be insulted. This is where "fuck-nut" comes in. Walk up to this "individual" and as if a magician saying abbracadabra, say it straight to their dumb fucking face.

"Excuse me kind sir."
"Yes my friend?"

"You are a bonafide fuck-nut!"

by an oddly literate kamikaze May 15, 2016

effing fucked

when a situation is so messed up, mentioning it retroactively undermines one's attempt to censor the foul language it clearly called for.

Dude did you hear B____ crashed his car the same day he got fired.

What??? that's effing fucked.

I know, it's bad.

by C. Prolix January 21, 2012