Russian Water

The object of the game is to hold water in your mouth the longest. It is necessary to have multiple players. Player 1 takes the first sip of H20 and then lays down. Player two then takes a sip and lays down directly next to the person. In order to make your opponent spit the water out, you must make them laugh. They can do one of two things,

A: Spit the water everywhere
or B: Hold the water in their mouth, causing them to choke, Dangerously.
HINT, if the player is determined to win, and they keep choking, eventually they will throw up.

It is called Russian water because:
Russian as in Russian roulette

THIS is potentially lethal if played enough times. Commonly mistaked as VODKA.

I got yelled at by my mother and my best friend thought that some Russian Water would cheer me up.

by Secret Agent #2 March 1, 2010

Water Cooler

Holding a guy upside down with his head locked securely between your thighs while sitting down on a couch. Let a fart go and don't release him until he inhales. When he inhales its like air bubbles going up in a water cooler, the smell of the fart going up into his lungs.

With Mike's head locked securely, Jack farted and gave him a water cooler.

by Tom August 26, 2003

make water

verb. to refill a water purifying pitcher, such as brita, pur, etc.

Guy: Do you want a bottle of water?
Girl: No, I'll just go make some.


Mom: The pitcher's low, will you go make water?
Girl: Can't we just use tap?

by emile-le October 5, 2008

Bubble Water

Gross air/gas released from the male/female anal in water.

D-Bo jumped in the pool, and sent a rippling wave of bubble water.

by Maggie Valley July 27, 2006

Water Pikey

A person found living in a barge on the British canal system who spends his time chugging along smiling like a twat at anybody who happens to walk by. Know to play the accordion.

"Molly the water pikey bobbed merrily hither and dither on her brand new black and purple barge.

by DJ_Don't_Panic April 10, 2012

Water Pig

Someone who finishes their glass of water at a restaurant and then proceeds to ask everyone else if they can have some of their water while they wait for the waitress/waiter to get them a refill.

"Dude, can I have some of your water?"
"Man, you're such a water pig!!"

by Sunny McReum August 30, 2009

Water Polo

A fairly difficult sport, by far not the most difficult, where you swim around in the water throwing balls. 90% of the players are arrogant douchebags who act like its the hardest thing in the world and that they are superior to everybody else for doing it.

Average high school student : Water polo is pretty hard I guess, but sports like wrestling require much more technique and are harder physically.

Average water polo player : Shutup you dumb fucking fuck you dont know what we do in da water its the hardest sport we swim and throw balls man you would probably die in the pool man im so fit and better then you

Average high school student : Sigh...

by Xnote July 29, 2012