aquaduck fart

The resulting expulsion and harmonic tone of fart while partially immersed in water. A duck firing a machine gun and quacking at the same time but without the machine gun noise will sound very similar. The noise is caused by the film of water between the buttocks that produces excess surface tension. When the gas passes through this matrix of abnormal conditions it reverberates to and fro causing the machine gun burst noise. This is a particularly good fart as the residue is mostly washed away.

hey man i did an awsome aquaduck fart in the shower the other day...
oh true bro i did one too only a bit of poo followed..
oh nah man what you did was an aqua shart, did you eat the piece of poo?

by sdchmd February 13, 2010

ninja farts

Silent, butt supremely smelly flatulence.

I love to release my ninja farts when I am standing on the diving board before a dive. It really fucks up the next competitor.

I also love to release my ninja farts while getting my salad tossed by a male prostitute.

by Gregg Loogyanus November 28, 2006

Boner Fart

During a moment of extreme sexual daydreaming or during a masturbation session, the raging boner manually overrides all bodily functions. Resulting in a non-consented fart.

"I can't make it 5 minutes into that porno without a boner fart, the acting is that good."

by Ekim C Live September 6, 2013

wet fart

SYNONYM: Juicy Fart
A special kind of fart which actually carries anal juices with it upon exit, thus causing greater casualties from the resulting linger. May cause your ass cheeks to slip and slide as you run for the tiolet paper, and will surely leave a mark in your underwear.
Fags get this a lot.
Can also be used to express your feelings

"Go suck a wet fart!!"

by deliverance April 24, 2003

hydrogenated fart

A fart performed underwater or that must go through water (ie in the shower) that must mix with left over oxygen in the H2O or something, coz dis shit stinks!

I drop these H-Bombs at your sister's pool party ha ha ha.

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You dolt!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

fart cake

A cake that has been flatulated on by a women for sexual pleasure and stimulation

that fart cake looks good enough to eat.
(i.e.fartcake.com)

by Jerry Vip August 14, 2008

pussy fart

Gas expelled from the vagina after it has been thoroughly satisfied by a big hard cock or long sticky fingaz.

Right after I banged these two broads I heard a symphony of pussy farts.

by venusflytrap January 17, 2005