half life 2

the absolute greatest thing ever thing ever to occur in cyberspace. the culmination and cultivation of years of work and sweat to build a machine that could play a game as beautiful as this. this is what the creators of the computer strived to create their machine to do. so that one day, a graphically stunning, amazing game could be played on it.

Preacher: ....and lastly, I thank God for Half Life 2.
Church: AMEN!

by James Hexler April 24, 2005

Black Ops 2

The first definition of this in 7 years

“Damn it’s been a long time since there was a definition of Black Ops 2”

by >:)))))))))))) December 13, 2020

Fart Fact 2

Only 1% of your fart actually smells! Even that little SBD you sneaked out that had everyone in the room wondering if the sewage works had broken down, even that was 99% of that was odourless gases like carbon dioxide, hydrogen, nitrogen, oxygen, and methane. The 1% that smells is hydrogen sulphide and when you consider just how bad farts can smell it should come as no surprise that hydrogen sulphide is poisonous. It was even considered as a poison gas during WW1 but was too easily detected (the smell, of course).

“Malcolm’s just caused a major pollution event.”
“Let another one go has he?”
“He must be producing more than 1%, it’s contradicting Fart Fact 2!”

by AKACroatalin October 27, 2019

plz 2 b

Please do -something-.

plz 2 b voting for obama.

by max696 October 9, 2008

RB World 2

Also known as Realistic Basketball World 2. Made by a developer named CollegiateJokes. This is a basketball game which is full of toxicity, sellouts, and tryhards. Not to mention all of the exploiters who ruin the game which the developer does not seem to care about or even try to fix. It is basically an offbrand NBA 2k.

Stay away from RB World 2. That game is horrible and broken but surprisingly addicting.

by Starsnipe May 1, 2019

Survive The Disasters 2

The best fucking roblox game in the history of best roblox games.

Girl: Hey, do you play Survive The Disasters 2?
Boy: Yeah! I have over 20000 survivals, I'm S10 and Masters!

by mrhappyfangirl January 23, 2019

2-prong attack

When you ejaculate at night and forget to wipe, causing crustation of the urethra. When you piss in the morning, the piss is blocked by the bridge of crust and goes off in two directions.

I jacked off last night, and I had a 2-prong attack. It went all over the floor.

by 3prongattacker April 14, 2015