To shit on the floor

Slang verb, to procrastinate in an aggressively unproductive manner.

Person A: What have you been doing? Weren't you meant to be finishing your assignments?
Person B: Well I've been trying but I've only managed to shit on the floor for the past 3 hours.

by Tjimå February 28, 2022

shit trawler

A boat full of shitsticks

The shit trawler has come into port with a prime load of shitsticks.

by Ricky Leahy November 18, 2003

Shit Scud

Dog poop picked up in a plastic shopping bag. End of bag will be tied up then swung like a catapult and released, causing said shit scud to fly through the air.

Took the dog for a walk this morning, thing dropped the biggest poop in the park so i sent the shit scud into Mr Smith's yard! Never liked him anyway.

by cynz October 16, 2008

Shit Onion

A shit onion is a situation that the more you learn about it, the more shitty it gets.

When someone tries to explain a bad situation, and eases you into it to make it easier to swallow..its a shit onion. Layers and layers of shit, the more you hear, the worse it gets.

by MarleyDog April 1, 2016

kamikaze shit

It's when you have a shit in the shower and you kick it so hard, it slides across the bath and lands on your head.

"Mate, last night when in the shower, I took a Kamikaze shit."

by TheBrucey October 14, 2017

Tectonic Shit

When you have a shit ready to exit a person's colon, but waited too long. The shit starts traveling back up the colon to start hibernation, but it is met with a new shit ready to blow out. The turds collide in the intestine and start to overlap just like tectonic plates.

John: "Karl, where have you been all day?'
Karl: " I somehow managed to pass a tectonic Shit and not die"

by Technobish October 31, 2017

Shit and go

The act of shitting in another persons toilet without having the courtesy to flush.

Person 1 "You won't believe what happened"

Person 2 "What happened?"
Person 1 "Another shit and go mate"

Person 2 "Now that's a shit go mate"

by lovelyline July 27, 2014