A road retard is someone who walks into the middle of the road without looking. Often when with a gay best friend who mocks them for being a retard.
Splatttttttt ^girl walks into the road and is splatted^
Person 1 ‘ damnnnn that’s a road retard’
Person 2 ‘road retard’
Person 1 ‘ damnnnn that’s a road retard’
Person 2 ‘road retard’
by Yanooiii November 19, 2018
Get the Road retardmug. Donny retardation is doing something without fully thinking it through and something going complete wrong or frowned upon by society. Shortened down to pulling a Donny!
“ Holy smokes, Tim really pulled a Donny Retardation”. Shortened version: “ Tim really pulled a Donny today.
by Goat meal November 22, 2021
Get the donny retardationmug. In an effort to redefine the "R word" Cross-eyed, Drug-dealing Rapist/Pedophile T.Webster (Kingston, Ontario). Finished 2nd place to a mule in a rock paper scissors competition. T.Webster screamed paper, Mule kicked him in the head.
by AbsoluteSuicideKing May 6, 2022
Get the Retardmug. You are a retard .
by I am person who does this June 4, 2018
Get the Retardmug. 

