Penis Posse

A group of males who hang out together, mainly to get drunk, talk about sports, and do all that other manly stuff that men do.

"Sorry, ma I can't come over for dinner because I'm getting wasted with my penis posse."

by Balzy923 February 4, 2010

penis wall

The inability to talk to girls because of one's shyness.

Even though the boy was popular and outgoing, he could never talk to the girl he liked on the phone because of his penis wall.

by Andi The Almighty June 24, 2007

Penis elbow

A condition that comes from sitting in front of the computer all day jerking off constantly to internet porn.

"I guess I have to stop masturbating so much, I think I'm getting penis elbow."
" Yeah why don't you stop looking at those porn sites constantly and put the dick down. Your arm might feel better. Your dick might not be so sore either"

by JC Dingleberry May 10, 2016

Penis Smile

A misheard lyric in txt’s song “thursdays child has gone too far” We all hear it but we don’t talk about it.

Moa: “why was Taehyun talking about penis smiles?”

Moa #2: “he never said that :)”

by eliseymomohasbigbobs June 2, 2022

Nasal Penis

1. A nose that looks like a penis.
2. A nose possessing phallic qualities.

Well, I went to this party, and I got sooooo fucked up! After that party, I went home with this guy, and we started having craazy secks. When he started going down on me, i looked and thought he was stickin' it in raw-dog, but no. He has a nasal penis.

by Dildough Queefingstein January 21, 2011

Penis Vial

Penis Vial is a vial where you put your penis wich becomes a penis vial during that act.
Penis vials are for no use, only entertainment.

1. My penis is stuck in a penis vial.

by BobProductions September 27, 2008

Penis Day

A day of celebration for dicks. It usually falls on August 18th.

Guy: Your birthday falls on the same day as Penis Day.
Guy 2: I wish you never brought that into my mind. Don't do that again.

by Nekromancers September 5, 2020