eyeless jack

THE SEXIEST MOTHERFUCKER IN ALL OF HOLY HELL.

hey e.j?
"yeah"
love you.
"love you too."
eyeless jack ate more than my kidneys that night. ;)

by ZELDAWAFFLEKIDNEYS February 7, 2022

jumping jacking

when the guy exsplodes with so much cum it send the gir flying in the air ussaually to her death

sally dies whille jumping jacking

by the jacker12321 April 24, 2016

face jacked

If a previous facebook user hasn't logged out of their profile, the next person may come along and edit details about this person.

Aron; "Peter, why does your profile say "Peter is bumming"?"
Peter; "Because Ian face jacked my profile"

by waveyourarms May 9, 2008

handful-of-jacks

1. When a male strokes his penis up and down, slow at first but soon speeds up until he shoots his load. Normally onto a stroke book

2. A male getting himself off with his own hand

3. To jack-off, jerk-off or beat your meat.

1. While looking at my favorite jerk-off magazine, I played five card draw with handful-of-jacks.

2. I played five card draw with a handful-of-jacks all over my keyboard again.

3. After getting cock blocked at the bar by Mr. Jock, I once again went home and played five card draw with a handful-of-jacks.

by Mister jack Fister January 6, 2009

Jack Square

Basically a jerk circle in a square formation.

"Damn we don't have enough guys for a jerk circle so i guess we'll just have to do a jack square."

by Mr. Jack Square March 27, 2010

Underwater Jacking

I believe a better term for wanking in the tub would be "Bathturbation"

Last night Dan had a bath and performed Underwater Jacking aka Bathturbation

by lizard_lightning March 21, 2015

Jack Black

An actor who is also in the comedy rock band Tenacious D, which does NOT sing the songs "I'm the Only Gay Eskimo" and "My Biznitch is the Shiznit"!

Corky & The Juice Pigs sing "I'm the Only Gay Eskimo" and Instant Boy Band sings "My Biznitch is the Shiznit".

"Man, Jack Black is awesome in Tenacious D!"
"Yeah, I love 'Gay Eskimo'!"
"You fucktard, they don't sing that song!"

by mystikraven May 13, 2006