shit fritter

A modestly sized clump of crap or some insignificant little twat who has the impact of such

Whatever you say, shit fritter.

by Coco Duprie January 20, 2009

Shit Tunes

Any kind of music that you listen to while taking a shit. You could also be taking a piss.

Yesterday, I was home alone. So when I went into the bathroom for my afternoon dump, I pulled out my phone and put on some shit tunes.

by iturner82 January 23, 2010

shit-shopped

the act of someone giving a terrible attempt to photoshop their photo. Commonly used for campaign ads for diet pills or for teen girls trying to make there stomach look thinner, boobs look bigger, or teeth look whiter.

Alex: did you see christy's new myspace picture she looks pretty weird

Patty: yeah she definetly shit-shopped that one

by Paterson9434516 June 28, 2010

Spikey shit

When your are taking a shit and it feels like a cactus is sliding out of your asshole.

John: Damn bro, I just took a spikey shit. My asshole fucking hurts.

Bill: Ah, sorry about that dude. Those are the worst.

by Defon April 7, 2018

Pissing the shit

To literally piss shit because someone has made you angry.

Quentin is pissing the shit out of Sarah.

by A real deal October 27, 2012

Shit Back

Shit back is usually caused by a withdrawals by the users drug of choice.

Seth Hudnall has Shit Back that runs up the back from the ass crack to the back of the neck caked with hard layered shit.

by Seth J Hudnall October 3, 2021

shit dipping

Doing the washing on a Sunday and going through the dirty pants.

Where's mom? She's shit dipping

by Wanker1982 January 28, 2018