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Bro Hoe

Means fake ass, skanky hoes that think they are the "shit". Their vagina's are usually loose and smell of tuna. They usually have blonde hair on top and black hair on bottom, which looks like shit on them. No one should bleach their hair that much. Some have stubby fingers, and some have uneven tits. Beware of them because they proabably have STDs. So, if you have sleep with one go get tested.
Boy: "Do you smell tuna?"
Girl "No, it's just that bro hoe."
by Bro Hoe Hater! April 22, 2009
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row hoe

(n) 1. white girl who is not part of a sorority but frequently visits fraternty houses on Fraternity Row 2. young lady who performs sexual favors for fraternity boys and black athletes while visitting Fraternity Row 3. trendy wench who dons mini skirts with snow boots and wife beaters; usually carries around a colorful Louis Vuitton bag 4. a wannabe O.C. chick who worships anorexic chicks on Laguna Beach and thinks MTV is a viable source of news; places Ryan Seacrest on Larry King's pedastal
1 & 2. Several Row Hoes marched towards the Sigma Xi house, furious lust flashing in their ocean blue eyes. 3. When Jessica Simpson revealed her raibow Louis on Newlyweds, every Row Hoe on campus started rocking one.
by Jai Caliwood February 17, 2005
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Hoe bath

When you've gotta wash your pits and your clit.
Girl, I know imma meet someone tonight but it's been a long day, i needa take a hoe bath.
by Enta1017 February 18, 2017
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a man hoe

A man who cheats on his gf for a nother girl than another
by Bad ass bich May 4, 2016
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Facebook Hoe

A word commonly used to describe hoes on Facebook.

Someone may qualify as a Facebook Hoe if they:
- Constantly post revealing photos of themselves with the intention of getting reactions and receiving attention, be it positive or negative
- Over-edit photos to create the illusion of being more physically attractive than they are off-line
- Are blatantly open about their unchanging DTF life style
- Make a point of letting everyone know just how little they take someone's opinion into consideration (only when it is negative)
- Occasionally or constantly post seemingly deep, meaningful, or heartfelt statuses and/or pictures of themselves to remind the world that attractive people have feelings, too
- Quote popular/well-liked songs (particularly deep, loving, overly-happy quotes; may also use quotes that are sad, bitchy, and/or "I don't give a shit about what you say" in nature)
- Can post a hideous photo of themselves with a self-destructive subtitle, and get numerous likes and reassuring comments on it
- Friend or unfriend people without any apparent causes (although it is often a case of liking someone based on physical appearance and/or life style, or ridding oneself of a "hater")
- Use "baby talk" to come across as being an adorable person
- Self-Destructive Comments:
"I look soooo fat in this picture!! ):"
"Ewwh, look at my hairr :P"
"Grossnessss to my outfit, buuuut ohwell!!"

- Baby Talk:
"I wuv you ((:"
"Awwwh, fanks ;)"
"Oh, I sowwy :/"
"Otay! :D"

Example 1:

Girl 1: "Guh-ross!! Look at this; 127 likes, 67 -and counting- comments..! And all it is is a picture of this fugly bitch sneering at a camera with her boobs hanging the fuck out!!" *gags*

Girl 2: "Ugh, I know!! And is that her TOILET in the background...? Like, what does that Facebook Hoe think she is??"

Example 2:

Guy 1: "Dude, look at this chick; her boobs are fucking HUGE!" *likes picture*

Girl 1: "Ummm, did you also happen to notice how ugly her face is?"

Girl 2: "Yeah, like, really. She looks like she's the child of Chucky and Anne Hathaway." *grimaces* "Total Facebook Hoe."

Guy 2: "Nahh, I mean.. It's not like, umm... She's not THAT... Oh. Hmmm- but just LOOK at those knockers!!"
by >>SLASH! GASH!<< ^.^= September 2, 2012
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summer hoe

A hoe that won't respond to your snaps
Emma was being a summer hoe last night when she wouldn't respond to my snaps.
by Lex101010 May 28, 2016
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hoe bag

a ridonk hoe that even exceeds normal hoe-ness. either that or a friendly greeting.
"man. she is SUCH a hoe bag to wear that shirt."
or..
"hey hoe bag"
"hey, how's it going?"
by corina May 26, 2004
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