The Virgin God, the one true lord of all things pure. the Virgin God is a kind and fair ruler, he does not shun thee for being a non-virgin for he understands the power of temptation. The Virgin God shall never be dethroned for he wishes not to seek sexual relations with those around him. He cares for you, gives you strength and the will to move on. It is stated in the Virginality Tome that the Virgin God shall forever remain in his place for he has mastered the ways of resisting temptation. Legend says that there's only one way to properly dethrone the god, ending his reign and placing it upon a new virgin. A key that the god has created in order to maintain his role, safely kept in the God's most loyal guardian who he trust with all his heart. All hail LOAV...
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Guy1: that guy is praying to the devil?
Guy2: yea he must be one good god dodger!
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Guy1: are you going to church?
Guy2: no
guy1: god dodger!
Guy1: that guy is praying to the devil?
Guy2: yea he must be one good god dodger!
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Guy1: are you going to church?
Guy2: no
guy1: god dodger!
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