Cartwright syndrome

A certain person who causes everyone he/she fells in love with to die, is suffering from Cartwright syndrome. The term originates from the popular show Bonanza, which was about the life of the Cartwright family. Every time the character "Pa" (dad) from the show fell in love with someone, it meant that the person will die in that episode.

"-Man that girl suffers from a Cartwright syndrome. So far, every men who fell in love with her died pretty soon."

by Chronus March 5, 2008

The Ostrich Syndrome

A peculiar condition marked by the person making absolutely nonsensical statements displaying pure stupidity and lack of common sense akin to a ostrich with the head in ground. The person displays a tendency not only to put his foot in the mouth but to never take it out either, repeatedly.

Example of The Ostrich Syndrome

A: "What is the 2012 about anyway?"
B: "Its about a prophecy that the world will end in 2012"
A: " OMG!! We have only 1 year to live!!"

A: You like The Beatles?
B: Ya. I do listen to them.
A: Want to go for the Beatles concert next weekend?
B: ? Who is performing? Where? When? How?
A: The Beatles. They are on an India tour right!
B: OMG

by Bond_James_Bond November 25, 2009

Neanderthal Syndrome

The unfortunate condition of looking sort of like a caveman, even if they're not that ugly/don't have that big a nose. Affects girls ranging from ugly to mildly pretty. Main cause: Hair that is long, parted down the middle, and/or wavy. Somehow, you see a girl like this and think "Neanderthal" even though she's not ugly.

*Whoah, that girl looks like a caveman! But she's not ugly...Oh, it's the hair. She has Neanderthal syndrome.*

If you or someone you know suffers from Neanderthal syndrome, a side part is strongly recommended. Many lives (or reputations) could be saved by such simple measures.

by pottergeek7 January 15, 2011

Liberty Syndrome

(n.) 1. a syndrome where the affected, primarily a human of the male gender, puts a lift kit on a Jeep Liberty and then begins to compulsivley brag about it everyday; the affected often turns into a transvestite after the first 5 weeks

2. the art of chubbychasing

1. After lifting his Liberty, Miguel contracted the Liberty Syndrome and began to talk about his Liberty to his friends everyday until he got punched in the face.

2. After lifting his Liberty, Miguel could finally do his whale of a girlfriend inside without breaking the axles.

by pappabear, pappabear, come in May 17, 2011

Bambi Syndrome

The affection toward pet-like animals exhibited by the common hippie - hipster worthlus - despite a general indifference toward human life and non-mammals. Onset generally caused by an ignorance of the harsh realities of nature and animal survival. Often results in misdirected online petitions, slacktivism, and Chipotle restaurants.

That crunchy won't shut up about pigs living care-free lives until quick deaths on farms, even though they'd be torn apart and eaten alive by natural predators in the wild; but they'd stomp the shit out of a spider without a second thought - typical Bambi syndrome.

by Steel Arrow June 2, 2016

HUMA Syndrome

Head Up My Ass Syndrome.

-The condition of caring for oneself more than others.

c.r. 1986 PNco

Mariah Carey was hospitalized for HUMA Syndrome in 2002, recovered slightly, but albulm sales have never been the same.

by Nco November 15, 2003

ITG syndrome

ITG syndrome is a condition were an individual suffers from something close to retardation, and will be an annoyance to be around in real life (e.g. embarrassment) they hang out in the Internet, chat rooms, making friends because they lack that in real life. Despite their mongoloid (ugly looks) if you ever come across one you're in for a treat they can be raging lolcows that you need to reply to them IMMEDIATELY! the internet is their life.

Person 1, Hey dude i came across a kid with ITG syndrome in the internet.

Person 2, lol, o rly?

by Wicked7 January 30, 2010