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nut knots

When the hair on your balls get all twisted up and knotted and it starts to pull on yourscrotum in a such a manner as to cause discomfort.
Often requires rather obvious pulling of the pants in the testicle area in an attempt to untangle the ball-hair.
Joe:Yo dude, why yo all walking all sketchy and shit?

Bill:Shit man, I got some serious nut knots goin' on, it like my balls be all bein' pulled on and shit.
by Kronen V May 7, 2010
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Nutting Roulette

When your girlfriend takes birth control and you nut inside of her. Similar to Russian Roulette but with sex.
My friend bet me $100 that I wouldn't play nutting roulette with my girlfriend.
by Certified Downy April 22, 2017
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fruit nut

A person who is crazy, wild and/or cracked out.
Yo, that chick is actin like a straight up "fruit nut".
by Chocochipmonkee October 3, 2008
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angry nut

When your girl is giving you head and she bites your dick. So you stand up and nut on her face, and then proceed to slap her with your penis
I gave her an angry nut
by OhhhMyy February 12, 2015
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Bumble Nut

A Bumble Nut is other wise known as a small ball of faeces that has not been wiped properly and sticks to the hairs around your anus, and is left so long it has gone hard. The name derives from Bum-Ball-Nut but recent accents in recent times have thus changed this to Bumble Nut
In school we went swimming and my mate Benyon tried to change into his trunks but his underpants were caught on his Bumble Nuts.

My mates girlfriend made me a Bumble Nut Sandwich for lunch last week.
by emo_the_love_god October 27, 2010
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deeeeeez nuts

YO HAVEN
wut
DEEEeEEZ NUTS ARE FREEZING
by HavenDaPlugger January 12, 2021
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deez nuts

Yeah Something came in the mail today. What deez nuts ha got em
by Amiibo February 28, 2017
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