Like a pool of cantaloupes

A very aggressive and bad phrase used to describe a not so good time or moment. It comes in many different sayings depending where you're at, other ways to put it are "like a tidal wave of cantaloupe", "an ocean of cantaloupe", "a stream of cantaloupe", and many more. Most commonly this phrase is used to describe an event and how you felt towards it, but it can also be managed to describe your overall mood in general.

The anti of this is "like a pool of melons", which is used to describe a good time or vibe. Both are commonly used in the same context, but feel free to get creative with your melon and cantaloupe water phrases!

The origins of this phrase are unknown, but it's rumored to have appeared in a small town when a man very upset at another ruined a stream by pouring a bunch of cantaloupes in it. This act of anger is what gave this phrase its negative nature and meaning. Most people prefer to stay on the melon side of things due to the more positive point of view, but it's okay to feel a bit of a cantaloupe stream every now and again too.

Person 1: Man, life has been like a pool of cantaloupes lately.
Person 2: I'm sorry to hear that dude, I hope you get a rainfall of melons in your future.
Person 1: Thanks, man.

by The Drawer Goblin February 28, 2021

Fucks like a Marine

A machine in the sack. Inexhaustible, willing to take on most any challenge, and unafraid of sweat, pain, and possibly even blood & bruises.

"Christ, I'm sore after spending the night at Lisa's. She fucks like a Marine!"

by odbal. May 18, 2016

Feel like a painting

when you're "feeling like a painting", you're in a state where you feel happy or calm and bliss

I have completed all of my tasks and i'm ready for bed, i feel like a painting right now

by Lolirv September 4, 2019

I Like Bloons

I like bloons is a bloons tower defense youtuber who is known for his Be Like... Series.

Jason: "I just watched I Like Bloons!"

by Not I Like Bloons March 3, 2022

Thighs Like Mewtwo

A thing made by the mome boys an epic music artist. Including Crispy concords, ImSuda, tranium, WhosChaos, Puffer and hyper etc.

Me: Dang she have them thighs like mewtwo

by Dalytical February 22, 2021

like an asshole with teeth

A phrase describing how some peoples’ mouths are so surprisingly similar in appearance to an anus that it merits its own special phrase.

After analyzing hundreds of pictures of the Grabber in Chief, it was more than notable that his mouth looks exactly like an asshole with teeth.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 20, 2023

Like a tank top

Something a ginger kid said at Fantasy World in Kissimmee, Florida who most likely had corona.

I scored a goal! Like a tank top!

by IndigoCircus January 18, 2021