The Acri Is Crushing My Left Eye For Psychiatry

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 26, 2025

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Crushed the Eggs

When you sit down too violently or carelessly, and land on your own gonads. More likely to happen after a hot shower.

"Fancy a coffee, Colin?"
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."

*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*

"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."

by TheDudesRug May 9, 2016

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crush my chips

When someone either break,destroys your belongings or makes you upset.

Man!!! Why did you have to crush my chips?

by Sirdictionarysalots May 16, 2017

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Ask Crush To Date You Day

October 4th, Ask Your Crush Day, This Can Be Used In Many Places Like, School, Work, And Many More

I’m Ask My Crush On Prom On Ask Crush To Date You Day

by luvzayan On Tiktok! October 3, 2021

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Kiss your crush day

Give your crush a smooch on the cheek

London: Hey Jayden *kisses*
Jayden: What was that for?!?
London: It’s national kiss your crush day!
Jayden: Oh then where is savannah, I need to give her a kiss!
London: oh.. okay ;(

by Simpinghuman October 17, 2020

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