Milk boner

When you take a swig of milk or any food or drink with lactose in it Andrea you get a massive sex drive

God damn I could really go for some puss... I just drank a 18oz glass of milk and I got a milk boner

by Mr. Billie jean September 13, 2017

bob boner

When you are watching Bob Ross and you get a massive boner

I was watching Bob Ross earlier and suddenly I because very erect, giving me a huge bob boner

by Who’s That February 1, 2019

Rona Boner

When you get Covid after fucking someone who was positive to Covid when you fucked them.

1: “The guy I fucked last week had Covid and now I have Covid”
2: “Ahh, you got the Rona Boner. Was it worth it?”
1: “The D was totally worth getting the ‘rona for”.

by Yaki_Nori June 30, 2022

Boner bruise

A bruise on the inner thigh caused by a rapidly expanding erection whereby the tip of the penis impacts forcibly into the leg.

Damn that girl Audrey is so hot every time I see her i get a boner bruise.

by Blackcox44859 September 6, 2013

Pizza boner

A powerful, overwhelming hunger that only pizza can satisfy.

“What do you want for dinner?”
“I’ve got a massive pizza boner tbh.”

by 12337 at 420 July 11, 2022

trail boner

A male runner who goes a little over the top when it comes to other runners. This type of displayed envy and drama is not well received. Fellow runners will roll their eyes in annoyance.

Man, that guy needs to dial it back. He gets a trail boner anytime (that runner) is around…

by NatashaRomanov October 15, 2022

Back Boner

When your spine gets stuff and hurts

Man I ran so hard today I got a Back boner
Well there’s no lube to ease that Back Boner

by Fudgedragon2005 January 15, 2019