like a goat

When something is occurring that is quite grandiose or even just plain crazy.

As it was snowing hard outside and visibility was poor, Todd exclaimed, "It's snowing like a goat!"

by GlenYudismaki February 24, 2014

the GOAT

the greatest of all time

Michey is the GOAT

by Yur biggest flex January 1, 2020

Stinky Goat

When a guy is having explosive diarrhea while their partner is giving him a blowjob simultaneously. The feces is so explosive that it splashes out of the toilet bowl and covers the partners chin, resembling a goatee.

My IBS was flaring up the other night. At least I was able to give my girl a stinky goat.

by Gary Giveittoya October 16, 2020

I’d fuck that goat.

When someone suggests trying something new and you’re low key down to get after it, no questions asked.

Friend #1: “We should do a shotski at the top of the double black diamond run.”
Friend #2: “Shirtless.”
Friend #3: “I’d fuck that goat.”

by Turnantur March 23, 2024

No-Goat

“When goat doesn’t like it”-Kurtis Conner

“No-Goat, he doesn’t like it”

by No-goat December 29, 2021

Milly goating

Milly goating is not simply advocacy, support, or education but rather it uses some of the flippancy of trolling in an effort to combat misogyny. The tone of these posts are sarcastic, making fun of the original poster who started this week’s misogynistic discourse. A more gender-neutral version of “billy goat” as the term comes from “the three billy goats gruff”

"When that guy posted something sexist on Twitter, Lisa totally milly goated him—she replied with such a funny, sarcastic comeback that everyone was laughing."

“Tom was getting way out of line with his comments, so Emily started milly goating him until he realized how ridiculous he sounded.”

by AvatarxKorra April 16, 2024

Goats your float

A condescending phrase used to express indifference to someone who has an opposing (wrong) opinion.

Dude 1: "The Earth is flat - I have proof!"
Dude 2: "Whatever goats your float, man."

by GoatYourFloat December 19, 2022