Ball baron

To lord your ballsack over the face of your conquest , and knight them ball baron

I really knighted him last night and gave him ball baron to end

by Snowchimp March 31, 2017

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Salami Balls

When you get dry skin on your scrotum so the contrast looks like salami

I was wearing weird underwear and that gave me Salami Balls.

by persond543 April 4, 2016

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Broccoli balls

When you haven't washed your balls in so long it's gets swampy, and your pubes look like a head of broccoli.

The guy I fucked last night was so dirty he had broccoli balls.

by Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes September 15, 2017

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Foot to the balls

When you get kicked in the balls

Rudiger: dude i just got a foot to the balls
Gunter: Thats gonna hurt in the mornin

by The silent shart July 2, 2018

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ball brandy

another word for sperm

I shot a huge load of ball brandy

by Michael O1144 January 31, 2008

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The occurrence in which a gentlemen sustains crippling damage to one, or both, of his testicles to such a extent he can no longer retain feeling in his body below the waist. Or anywhere for that matter; most commonly caused by sitting on ones own nutsack.

"oi what happened to Barry?"

"poor bloke went and Dead Balled himself."

by metalfr3q December 31, 2011

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